Thought of the Day - Golf
“It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon playing golf.”
Henry Aaron.
Archive for October, 2007
Jokes - The Perfect Shot
A golfer stood over his tee shot for what seemed like an eternity. Looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring just the right wind direction and speed. Driving his partner absolutely nuts.
Finally, his exasperated partner say, “Why are you taking so long? Just hit the blasted Ball!!!”
The guy answers, “Look, my wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot.”
“Ah, forget it man, you’re never gonna hit her from here…”
Stanley Cup Injury
Andy came to work one day, limping something awful. One of his co-workers, Josh, noticed and asked Andy what happened.
Andy replied, “Oh, nothing. It’s just an old hockey injury that acts up once in a while.”
Josh, “Gee, I never knew you played hockey.”
Andy, “No I don’t. I hurt it last year when I lost $100 on the Stanley Cup play-offs. I put my foot through the television.”
