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Tonight is the Royal Rumble. Here are my predictions on the match results.

First off…. Chris Jericho vs. John Bradshaw Layfield. Look for a very physical match-up with Chris Jericho winning because JBL has made this very personal.

Next match… United States Champion Montel Vontavious Porter vs. Ric Flair. Look for MVP to try his darndist at forcing Flair to retire from the WWE. I expect Flair to win the match.

Next match… Rey Mysterio vs. Edge for the World Heavyweight Championship. Look for this to be a very brutal match with Edge and his cronies along with the General Manager of Smackdown Vicki Guerrero and her deceased husband’s nephew Chavo Guerrero. So expect Edge to dominate this match and probably win this match by disqualification.

Next match… Jeff Hardy vs. Randy Orton for the WWE Championship. Look for Hardy to dominate alot of this match until he goes for the Twist-of-Fate of the Swnaton Bomb when Randy Orton will get himself intentionally disqualified to retain the WWE Championship.

And…..

The Rumble Match itself. Look for many great participants but expect CM Punk to have himself agood run and possibly win the Rumble Match and challenge Chavo for his ECW World Title.

After 5 long weeks for Vince McMahon the wait is OVER! After getting a hint that ” Things were looking up ” last week Vince had all week to mull over all the possible superstars that could fit the clue things wee looking up. Last Night on Raw he got 7 clues.

The first was that his son was not an extreme. Which left all the Raw and Smackdown superstars.

The second was that his son loved gold. Which left all the Raw and Smackdown superstars that are or were a champion.

The third clue was the he had fair skin. Which left all the Raw and Smackdown superstars that were current or former champions and were caucasian.

The fourth clue was he had fair hair. Which left Sandman, Trevor Murdoch, Lance Cade, JBL, and Triple H.

The fifth clue was that he was an individual champion not a tag team champion. Which left Sandman, JBL, and triple H.

The sixth that he loved to play the game. Which left only one man ‘The Game” Triple H.

There was one more clue that his son was looking up but Vince McMahon was not he was looking down. That he loved to play the game and on Friday Night Smackdown he played marbles, shoes and hide and seek. Vince McMahon then got tried of the riddles and told the Lawyer for the illegitimate sons other to tell him who it was. It was Hornswoggle!!!

When Vince McMahon found out he went as white as a ghost. While Hornswoggle came running out from under the ring and went crazy he started dancing around the ring in celebration but, the most priceless thing was when Triple H found out he was hilarious you had to see it Triple H was peeing himself laughing so hard. At the end of Raw Triple H took Hornswoggles hat and put it On Vince’s head.

This Monday on Raw Vince McMahon’s illegitimate son is supposed to be announced, however we here at Brewers Pub Sports personally believe that they will keep us waiting for a few more weeks before announcing who the illegitimate son is. If they do announce who the illegitimate son is we think that it is going to be either Triple H or the Texas Rattlesnake Stone Cold Steve Austin.

In other speculations there is one question that will get answered on Raw which is What is going to happen to the WWE Champion John Cena after what he did to William Regal last week on Raw. Now as much as I like Cena I am afraid that what he did to the Gm of Raw last week will lead to the worst punishment of his life. He will be Stripped of the WWE Championship.